The good old days

Ahh yes. The joys of harassing innocent folks in AOL's roleplaying chatrooms back in the day. I'm XI American Dream, and XI Broken Eulogy is an old buddy, Chris.

XI American Dream:::Walks over to GoldenDrkKitty, smiling.:: Hello ma'am.
GoldenDrkKitty:::Looks at Dream:: Hello
XI AmericanDream: ::Grabs GoldenDrkKitty's baby and SPIKES IT LIKE HE JUST WON THE SUPERBOWL!:: WOO-HOO!
XI AmericanDream: ::Dance.::
XI Broken Eulogy: LOL!
Lucky Dawg XIII: LOL AmericanDream!!
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
XI AmericanDream: YOU CAN ALL CALL ME THE AMERICAN BABY SPIKER!
Lucky Dawg XIII: HA HA HA
XI Broken Eulogy: If she'd take that..
XI Broken Eulogy: I'd laugh so hard.
GoldenDrkKitty: YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH
Lucky Dawg XIII: I think she did
Lucky Dawg XIII: HA HA HA
XI AmericanDream: What!?
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::falls over and rolls::
XI AmericanDream: ::STOMPS ON THE BABY:: WHERE'S MY MONEY, FUCKER?
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::cracks up::
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
XI Broken Eulogy: LOL!
XI AmericanDream: ::Picks up the baby and runs across the Tavern.::
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::points and laughs at the dead baby::
XI AmericanDream: FOURTY..
XI AmericanDream: FIFTY..
XI Broken Eulogy: LOL!
XI Broken Eulogy: Rogg,you're supposed to countdown.
XI AmericanDream: OH SHIT I'M GONE LIKE A BLACK MAN FROM LAPD UP IN THIS BIATCH!
GoldenDrkKitty: YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE

GoldenDrkKitty: NOW
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::goes out for a pass::
XI AmericanDream: ::Jumps up on a table.::
XI Broken Eulogy: AHHAHA
Soccerjam1584247: :::trips americandream as he runz by::
XI AmericanDream: ::Throws the baby to Lucky Dawg XIII::
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
Lucky Dawg XIII: ITS A LONG BOMB
GoldenDrkKitty: GOD DAMN IT
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::catches the baby and takes off, hurdling tables and such::
GoldenDrkKitty: LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Stands in the endzone ::
XI Broken Eulogy: Throw the bomb!
GoldenDrkKitty: YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::stops and throws the baby to Chris::
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Waves his arms ::
HavenDensmoore: ::realizes american is the trouble maker, and draws the masamune beneath his cloak.....he'd promised, but this was different::
I Broken Eulogy: :: Catches the baby and puts out the stiff arm.. ::
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Charges down the line ::
Lucky Dawg XIII: YOU GOTTA DO A TOUCHDOWN DANCE!!
GoldenDrkKitty: I SAID LEAVE MY BABY ALONE
GoldenDrkKitty: NOW
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Dunks the baby between the goal posts ::
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Spins,jukes and jives ::
Lucky Dawg XIII: HA HA HA HA
GoldenDrkKitty: LOOK YOU DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS LEAVE MY DAMN BABY BE
GoldenDrkKitty: NOW
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::runs up and punts the baby out of the endzone::>
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
XI Broken Eulogy: ::INTERCEPTS::
XI Broken Eulogy: ::Dashes away::
Lucky Dawg XIII: INTERCEPTED!!
XI AmericanDream: ::Waves his arms around.::
XI Broken Eulogy: :: Drops back to pass ::
XI Broken Eulogy: HUT..HUT..
XI AmericanDream: I'M OPEN LIKE YOUR MOM'S LEGS ON A SATURDAY NIGHT!
XI AmericanDream: PASS IT
XI AmericanDream: PASS IT
XI AmericanDream: PASS IT
HavenDensmoore: ::smashes lucky upside the head with the masamune:, then trips eulogy, catching the baby:
XI Broken Eulogy: SHOTGUN..
XI Broken Eulogy: BLUE..23..
XI Broken Eulogy: ..RED..28..
XI Broken Eulogy: ::Toss::
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS AGAIN MAKING EVERYONE TRUN TO ICE::
HavenDensmoore: ::is immune to ice, carries the child back to golden::
Lucky Dawg XIII: ::modes out and does a spinmove for a side step, tripping up the idiot with the mesamune::
GoldenDrkKitty: GOD DAMN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME AND MY BABY ALONE SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL EVERYONE IN HERE>
GoldenDrkKitty: ::GROWLS::
XI AmericanDream: ::Gets the baby, wherever it is.::
XI AmericanDream: ALRIGHT..
GoldenDrkKitty: GOD DAMN IT
XI AmericanDream: I'VE GOT THE BABY..
XI AmericanDream: NOBODY MOVE!
HavenDensmoore: ::punches american in the face ::
Bitter Sanctity: -lights the baby on fire.-
XI AmericanDream: ::Holds a baby bottle to the baby's head.::
Soccerjam1584247: :: tackles american trying to get the baby for golden::
XI AmericanDream: GIMME THE MONEY OR THE BABY GETS THE MILK IN THE EYE!
GoldenDrkKitty: LEAVE MY DAUGHTER ALONE
Lucky Dawg XIII: LET ME EAT THE BEBE. . . I Want My Babyback Babyback Babyback. . . Ribs!